There's nothing technically wrong with Cristiano Ronaldo turning 40 ... so we salute you, Joao Felix. It's been a big week for the Portuguese magician; having completed a loan move from Chelsea ...

Joao Felix scored on his debut to send San Siro ... even comparing him to legends of the game like Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, and Milan News have relayed his words.

Nike reveal some new boots and Joao Felix has a very big week. But where do the week's biggest talking points from the football zeitgeist place in our comprehensive axis? Let's get into it ...