Prepare yourself for the most tragic story you will read today. How an ordinary woman simply wanted an obnoxious inflatable pool swan, just like Kimye, and how her life would never be the same again.

A Florida mother said she and her 7-year-old son floated several miles offshore while on a huge inflatable swan. "I have never been more scared in my entire life," Tara Myers told WFLA. On Oct. 21, ...