I was standing in line with God, buying tickets to see "Monsters University." He's a big Billy Crystal fan. God gave me a look. "Is this a joke?" He asked. "No," I said. "It's a story that ran in the ...

I was standing in line with God, buying tickets to see Monsters University. He’s a big Billy Crystal fan. “So,” I said, “have you heard about these religious atheists?” God gave me a look. “Is this a ...